fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

snapslikethis:

Just look at all of their faces individually

all i can see is james potter, kingsley shacklebolt, and sirius black high fiving in an ootp meeting 

help

Anonymous whispered: Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.

euclase:

Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

kitty-ink:

Winter Soldier  Commission 
30.5cm x 45.7cm gouache and acrylic on watercolour paper

The next person who commissions a Winter Soldier painting will be asked to paint the metal arm themselves. Same goes for the billion stupid straps and belts (I’m just kidding - it was fun to try and figure out, it just took a long time is all!)

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

brotp-shipper:

gay-of-demonic-charm:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

someone please continue this


 

myherocomplex:

I will never get tired of this story.

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

kira-the-fallen-angel:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO

THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:

How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.

how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

That’s not a worm it’s the motherfucking spawn of satan

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

suits are so great… they’re intuxicating

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I thought it was… suitable

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